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C-Ron says Messi should win it. Do you agree?

Everton star’s big hair is a serious threat to the beautiful game

Look! Jamaican used to be skinny

Bookmaker offers tempting odds about beach ball reappearing on Sunday

Jimmy Bullard can’t prevent another defeat for abject Tigers

Simon Webbe used to be in Blue, a band of such overwhelming blandness that I can’t recall even one of their many ‘hits’

In a rigged draw, Ireland were bound to pick out a short straw

A tactical masterstroke, if I do say so myself…

JT misplaces dummy

Sunderland striker rubs it in

In the weekend’s second-best comedy moment, Le Sulk nailed Villa’s gaffer

The best high-res images from another dramatic weekend of Prem action

Mourinho 1-0 All other football managers

New evidence comes to light after Sunderland v Liverpool goal fiasco

Can you name this mystery Liverpool star?

The answer you’re looking for is ‘No’

From skinhead to mullet, Becks has done the lot…

Danish striker’s first touch RULES