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Who in the whole of Villa Park is this mystery man?

Liverpool gaffer escapes punishment for visual gag

He had the world at his feet and he scuffed his shot

Now you see Steven Gerrard. Now you don’t…

Bet he WILL magically appear for Liverpool this weekend

‘You’re shit but your birds are fit’

Don’t call him the wanker in the black. Call him Mr Vain

Nyum nyum nyum

Does EA’s latest football sim burst the net or shin it wide?

Check out the best high-res photos from Saturday’s WCQ

West Ham’s Zavon Hines comes off bench to score twice on England debut

Still. Got. It. I have no doubt that Bergkamp could still cut it in the Premier League

Pies’ fiendishly tricky photo quiz is back!

Check out Pies’ gallery of England arriving at their hotel in Ukraine

A World Cup finals without the best player in the world? It’s happened before

Marvel at Keggy’s remarkable, unflinching lack of dignity. Kev, Pies salutes you

Shhh. Don’t speak. Words will only spoil the moment