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77533448.jpgFulham have gone backwards under Lawrie Sanchez and the club was absolutely right to sack him today. The Cottagers have won just two league games all season and played pretty shit football along the way. They should never have sacked Chris Coleman in the first place, but hey, that bus left a long time ago.

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Champions Lyon followed last week’s defeat at Caen with a disappointing 0-0 draw at home to Nice. They maintained their four-point lead at the top of Ligue 1 though as second-placed Nancy also drew 0-0 at Strasbourg.

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December 21st, 2007

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Pies compiles 11 players with festive names.

Welcome to the Pies’ Festive Fiendish Friday Quiz. It’s a bumper edition, with more fiendishly difficult questions than ever to keep you occupied as you count down the hours before you get to leave work for the Christmas break… 1 Slavia Prague, Borussia Dortmund, Liverpool, Portsmouth, Aston Villa (current). Whose career? 2 Which English team […]

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Brighten up your walls with this canvas print of a 1966 World Cup poster. The canvas features the legendary World Cup Willie and is advertising the tournament being held in England from July 11 to 30.

Back in July we alerted you to the Latin American mullet of FC Dallas’s Juan Carlos Toja. The Colombian’s hair – his tribute to Doors singer Jim Morrison – is so popular with his team-mates that they all want to copy him. That is why the players made sure they had a Toja wig on hand while recording their player introductions for ESPN2!

See if you can tell from this video whether Sampdoria’s sulky striker Antonio Cassono was:
a) not really bothered that getting booked meant he would be suspended for the match against former club Roma
b) distraught at the thought of his impending suspension and felt the need to bawl and stomp his feet like a toddler.

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Table-topping Inter Milan extended their lead in Serie A to seven points with a 0-2 win at Cagliari. Julio Cruz and David Suazo were on target for Inter. Second-placed Roma only managed a 0-0 draw against Torino.

April 1996 Matt Le Tissier shoots at goal as Ryan Giggs and David Beckham look on during the FA Premiership match between Southampton and Manchester United held on April 13, 1996 at The Dell. Southampton won the match 3-1, a famous victory for the Saints. Photo Shaun Botterill/Getty Images

Peter Crouch’s sending-off was the turning point. The decision was correct: it’s clear from the clip that Crouch suddenly saw red and had no intention of going for the ball. He wanted to clatter Mikel – wouldn’t you? – and did. And not like Frank Lampard to get a deflected goal, is it?

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Everton have named 16-year-old defender Jack Rodwell in their squad to face AZ Alkmaar in the Uefa Cup tonight. The former England under 16s skipper, who can also play in midfield, is tipped to become the next Rio Ferdinand (a backhanded compliment you might say). The youngster is said to be strong, quick and have excellent composure on the ball.

Luca Toni risked incurring the wrath of animal rights protestors by brazenly wearing fur before Bayern Munich’s Uefa Cup win over Aris Salonika last night.
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Ajax and PSV stayed first and second respectively despite their match being called off on the advice of the police. The match clashed with a police strike on Saturday and was called off because the safety of supporters could not be guaranteed.

A fascinating little video that reminds us how much professional football has changed in the last 28 years. Hooliganism was a real problem in the late 70s, and few English derbies scared the police more than the Owls vs Blades Sheffield showdown – even when both teams were in the old Third Division, as was the […]

Sol Campbell, still a Judas to many Spurs fans after he left them for Arsenal (Gooners didn’t seem to mind so much when he left them for Portsmouth), called a Radio 4 phone-in to complain about the level of abuse he and other footballers have to put up with. ‘It’s out of hand now,’ Campbell […]

jonny_evans.jpgFirst, what we know about this incident, and I’ll leave the ‘facts’ up to the BBC, because I think they can afford any legal bills more than Pies:

Zico of Brazil and Claudio Gentile of Italy get to know each other better during the World Cup ’82 second round match at the Sarria Stadium in Barcelona, Spain. Gentile was the most fearsome defenders of his era (and one of Pies’ Top 50 Scariest Footballers), and he rarely let Zico get further away from […]

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Former England manager Glenn Hoddle has passed on some words of wisdom from his two-and-a-half years in the job to new man Fabio Capello. Hoddle – sacked after claiming that disabled people were being punished for sins committed in previous lives – reckons Fab Cap should avoid learning to speak English for as long as possible.

OK it’s not really Saint Nick, but top freestyle footballers Dan Magness, Billy Fincham, Mr Woo and Gerbeshi but it should get you in the footballing festive spirit.

Footballers do have the potential to be extremely homoerotic. Baddiel and Skinner used to present a regular feature on the theme. Even so, this is possibly the most gay goal celebration of all time.

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A second 0-0 draw in succession means Bayern Munich are clinging to the top of the Bundesliga table. Werder Bremen moved level on points with Bayern following their 5-2 victory over Bayer Leverkusen. Brazilian starlet Diego was on target for the second goal before picking a fight with a giant bottle of water (pictured).

Thanks to 101Greatgoals for pointing us in the direction of this outstanding free-kick scored by Alvaro Negredo in Almeria’s win over Valladolid last week. It is the kind of set-piece routine that never quite looks as simple when you try it with your mates!

It is one week until Christmas Day and it is about time we spared a thought for this less fortunate than ourselves, such as Premier League footballers. Football Focus pundits Garth Crooks, Les Ferdinand and Gavin Peacock recount sob stories of eating pasta with Christmas turkey, travelling to away games on Christmas Day and trying to accumulate enough bookings to be suspended for the Boxing Day match.

Photographic evidence that Manchester United winger Cristiano Ronaldo is taking cheating to a whole new level. The Portuguese has taken to diving in an attempt to con the referee into giving him free-kicks even when the opposition have possession of the ball!
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Look at this pair of world-class cuties, plugged into God-knows-what at the FIFA World Player of the Year award ceremony, held in Zurich yesterday. That Kaka, he’s been a busy boy recently, what with helping Milan to win the Club World Cup and winning just about every other award going. Captions on a postcard please…