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Flying drop-kick to the chest > kissing your badge

Somewhere in that chin, there’s a face

The poor chap

The best pics from last night’s game at Stamford Bridge

Brazilian reveals who’s packing trouser heat at AC Milan

You capitalist pigs, with your tasty and nutritious post-match snacks

Happy 60th birthday Arsene. Pies salutes you

Italian survives 15-minute cameo for Liverpool’s reserves

Russian keeper passed his audition for Fergie

Dodgy Brazilian keeper up to his old tricks

Italian on the bench tonight but set for second-half appearance v Sunderland

Spurs stars papped out on the town, worse for wear. And why not?

Who’s the ball-headed Everton player?

Liverpool fans, look away NOW

Step this way for half-arsed Photoshoppery…

Vote now on Rafa’s future…

After 90 minutes of sheer hell, you’re gonna get thirsty…

Gunners stroll to a draw. Should have been a win though

Fine parody of touchline gafferness (gafferness?? too much coffee for me)

Come in Gareth, your time is up

American uses Twitter to reveal racist abuse

Scots embarrassed at home in Europe… again

Russian underdogs stun Catalan giants in Champions League

Stuff that didn’t appear on Pies today. Until now