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Who ate all the pies

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Check out Pies’ gallery of England arriving at their hotel in Ukraine

A World Cup finals without the best player in the world? It’s happened before

Marvel at Keggy’s remarkable, unflinching lack of dignity. Kev, Pies salutes you

Shhh. Don’t speak. Words will only spoil the moment

“Everybody in the team watches a lot of movies, but with me it is a real hobby”

It’s not been Arsene’s week, has it?

Plenty of lovable rogues to choose between at Old Trafford

Here’s my selection of the best buys this summer

The acquisition of Heitinga is a real boost for Everton

Uefa dish out two-match ban to Eduardo for the Croatian’s dive against Celtic (watch it here)

Message to JT: It’s not 2005 and you’re not Thierry Henry

Who the bloody Nora is this Juventus player?

Dennis Denilson and William Galgas are my favourite Arsenal players too

Derby’s Robbie Savage, of all people, has waded in, calling Tyson a “disgrace”

Latest whisper on Transfer Street says that Niko Kranjcar has passed a medical at Spurs

When José Mourinho left Chelsea, the Premier League lost its most entertaining gaffer by far. Thankfully, Arsene Wenger seems to have taken it upon himself to fill José’s loafers.

Got an idea who this Villa player is?

Sincere apologies if this gives you nightmares for months