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Airhead alert

Safe Hands? Shit Hands more like…

Reports suggest Spurs keeper has ‘life-changing’ injuries

In your FACE, Old Firm and Phil Gartside

The Guvnor loves his bubbles

US striker 0-1 Northern stereotype

You want glamour? Pies gives you paint-based glamour…

Oh, and Nani has just signed his own death warrant

Test your football skills with our picture teaser

Have your say on plans for two-tier Prem featuring the Old Firm

Bayern star is game for a laugh

Jose Mourinho likes the look of Bordeaux playmaker


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