Here’s my selection of the best buys this summer
The acquisition of Heitinga is a real boost for Everton
Uefa dish out two-match ban to Eduardo for the Croatian’s dive against Celtic (watch it here)
Message to JT: It’s not 2005 and you’re not Thierry Henry
Who the bloody Nora is this Juventus player?
Dennis Denilson and William Galgas are my favourite Arsenal players too
Derby’s Robbie Savage, of all people, has waded in, calling Tyson a “disgrace”
Latest whisper on Transfer Street says that Niko Kranjcar has passed a medical at Spurs
When José Mourinho left Chelsea, the Premier League lost its most entertaining gaffer by far. Thankfully, Arsene Wenger seems to have taken it upon himself to fill José’s loafers.
Sincere apologies if this gives you nightmares for months
Oh dear. Blatant dive by the Croatian
Robinho, you’re through to the next round of Britain’s Got Talent