June 1974 West Germany captain Franz Beckenbauer shakes hands with East German counterpart Bernd Bransch before the start of their World Cup first round match on 22 June 1974 in Hamburg. East Germany went on to win the match 1-0, thereby wiping the smug grin of the Kaiser’s face. Photo Allsport UK/Allsport
The sports minister, Gerry Sutcliffe, has branded John Terry’s salary ‘obscene’. Sutcliffe also attacked Chelski’s general attitude to cash. He said: ‘Good luck to John Terry but I think it is obscene to be on Â£150,000 a week,’ said Sutcliffe. ‘People in the street cannot understand salaries like that. Chelsea are Â£250m in the red […]
Phil & Ray may not be the best around, but they are certainly the maddest pair of football commentators I’ve ever heard. We’ve featured the lunatic ramblings of Ray before on Pies, but I think his booth buddy Phil is fast catching him up in the ‘talking nonsense’ stakes, as you can hear on this […]
June 1978 Mario Kempes goes nuts after scoring during the 1978 World Cup Final between Argentina and Holland, held on June 25, 1978 at the River Plate Stadium, in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Argentina won 3-1 after extra-time. Photo Getty Images
Juande Ramos’s first game in charge at the Lane ended with a fairly comfortable win, thanks to goals by in-form Robbie Keane and Pascal Chimbonda, although Blackpool gave the hosts a good game and should have equalised from close range through Gary Taylor-Fletcher. After the game, Ramos made the noises all Spurs fans want to […]
Nabil El Zhar (who hell he?) gave Liverpool the lead with a splendid net-burster from 25 yards out. Darren Purse equalised for Cardiff, but within less than a minute Liverpool retook the lead through Stevie G.
When was the last time Steven Gerrard scored a hat-trick? Exactly. Three goals by Captain Lamps and one from Andriy Shevchenko (a fine finish too) were enough â€“ just â€“ to see off a spirited Leicester side in what was a cracking, see-saw match. Chelsea did look shit at the back though, although they are […]
They might be scary looking or just scary because of the way they play the game. Either way, here’s my Top 50 Scariest Players, perfectly timed to coincide with Halloweenâ€¦ Tommy Smith Liverpool’s hardest hard man had that ability to make opposing players shit themselves just with one mean-ass stare. You could be bigger and […]
With the Premier League resembling a United Nations summit, weâ€™ve been taking a look at some of the best represented countries and asked you to vote for their best player to ply their trade over here.
The Teaser is one day late, but here at last â€“ I was struck down with man flu yesterday but feeling a bit better today. Most of you should know the drill by nowâ€¦ guess the footballer from the picture clues: EASY MEDIUM HARD Answers after the clickâ€¦
Max ‘call me Mr Flexible’ Kruse of Werder Bremen gets all tantric during the DFB Cup second round match between Werder Bremen and St. Pauli at the Weser Stadium on October 30, 2007. Photo Friedemann Vogel/Bongarts/Getty Images
As requested, here’s Roo’s wonder goal that announced him to the world. He was just a few days shy of his 17th birthday at the time â€“ scary. I didn’t think Clive Tyldesley’s voice could go any higher, but it goes off the scale here, like some parodic, Spitting Image version of himself.
Juande Ramos started work as Spurs manager on Monday by holding a double training session. He’ll already have a decent idea of which players he wants to keep and the deadwood he wants to offload. We asked you yesterday which players he should ditch; now I’ve taken a close look at Tottenham’s first team squad […]
January 2003 Wayne Rooney, then aged 17, poses in front of a portrait of Everton legend Dixie Dean at Goodison Park, following the signing of his first professional contract on January 17, 2003. Photo Getty Images