Of course, back then it was all in the name of Charity. I reckon the Community/Charity Shield is one of those trophies which is a little short on Classic Moments, but as Manchester United are taking on Chelsea this weekend in English football’s annual curtain-raiser we ought to celebrate its limited archive of great moments. Here is David Seaman and his caterpillar moustache finding out why Peter Schmeichel was the best keeper in the Premier League at the time!
With Nike pandering to the masses with adverts showing Wayne Rooney pelting the ball against a man in a jockstrap, Umbro have decided to go all arthouse on us with this commercial for their new boots. Deco is on board to express the virtues of Umbro’s waterproof technology by indulging in a little underwater football.
1 The annual ‘will this be Liverpool’s year?’ discussions. It never is and this year is no exception.
2 Every pundit predicts that the three promoted teams will go straight back down. It hasn’t happened since 1998. 3 Alan Hansen maxes out his quote of Liverpool players/old boys for his Telegraph fantasy football team.
Welcome to a new feature. Sporadically, we’ll be getting the opinions of the fans and bloggers of each Premier League side in the run up to the new season. Of course, these opinions will be biased and far from fair, but that’s part of the joy of football eh? Today, let’s have a look at the views of a Villa fan who is hoping that Reo-Coker will shine next season… and of course, some gentle slagging of Birmingham City.
Finish drinking your tea. You don’t want to spit it everywhere when you hear some really shocking news. You’ll never guess. Joey Barton has been charged with assault after an alleged training ground bust-up with a former team-mate. *faints*
I love the internet. It gives you the chance to watch amazing goals from matches that feature teams you didn’t even know existed. From the cracking 101GreatGoals, here’s the top 10 goals from around the world that have been bagged in the last week.
We all know which footballers can rap, but Blackburn’s new signing Roque Santa Cruz is capable of rocking out with the best of them. The Paraguayan striker scored a top 40 hit in Germany and Austria with his collaboration with German band Sportfreunde Stiller. Here is the video for the song, entitled Ich Roque.
United lost at home to Inter Milan in this pre-season friendly. Despite Wayne Rooney putting it where he wanted it to open the scoring, the Red Devils were 1-3 down at half-time after goals from David Suazo (two) and Zlatan Ibrahimovic. They pulled one back in the second half when Adriano headed a Cristiano Ronaldo free-kick into his own net.
Pies has been keeping a close eye on Nike’s Put It Where You Want advertising campaign, in which Wayne Rooney vents his frustration at Colleen’s latest shopping spree by smacking the ball against a variety of targets (so far a badly drawn circle and an annoying film director have felt the venom of Wazza’s new T90 Laser boots).
More Horror Hair talent appears to be Premiership-bound if Rafa Benitez gets his wicked way with PSV Eindhoven over Portuguese youngster Manuel da Costa. Liverpool is a club with fine Horror Hair pedigree from the bubble perms of Keegan and co. to the peroxide dabblings of David James. Pretty soon we should be able to add the wiry mullet of 21-year-old da Costa to that list.
Mark Hughes wanted to sign Roque Santa Cruz and now he has his man, signed for a relatively modest Â£3.5m from Bayern Munich – it’s a good move for the popular Paraguayan striker, who would probably have spent much of this season at Bayern sat on his ass, watching the likes of Luca Toni, Lukas Podolski and Miroslav Klose score goals in the Bundesliga.
FC Dallas fans mock the lack of playing time at the start of David Beckham’s LA Galaxy career with this cheeky Bench it like Beckham banner. Becks did not make the trip to Dallas due to his on-going ankle injury. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)
Oh, the fickle world of football: Tuesday 31st July: Fergie reveals a crop of promising youngsters he dubs â€˜the futureâ€™ of the club. “My biggest management job next season will be with the young players – Johhny Evans, Gerard Pique, Danny Simpson Lee Martin, Chris Eagles, Frazier Campbell and Guiseppe Rossi,â€ he said. â€œTheyâ€™re terrific […]
Apparently Chelsea’s new fluorescent away kit is supposed to give them some sort of edge on the pitch, although Pies would have to question the logic of having Jose Mourinho’s tactics printed on the kit for opposition managers and players to see.
The other day we told you about Big Sam Allardyce’s complaint that Juventus keeper Gianluigi Buffon had committed ‘common assault’ on Newcastle youngster Andy Carroll at the weekend. Well, the YouTubers of this world have finally caught up and here is footage of said incident. It is certainly reminiscent of the Harald Schumacher incident and, just like Schumacher, Buffon gets away with it. No wonder Big Sam was fuming.
A David Beckham-less Galaxy beat FC Dallas in a 6-5 thriller in the Superliga. Check out Landon Donovan signalling game over at 5-3 (there’s a few more goals left yet, Landy) and Abel Xavier proving why he is no longer good enough for the Premiership with some schoolboy defending. Our apologies for inflicting the Spanish language ‘Gol, gol, gol, gol etc’ commentator on you once again, but try to humour him!
A big shout-out to Pies reader Mark Sharon for spotting that Kieran Richardson looks rather similar to Micah (played by Noah Gray-Cabey, a ten-year-old classically trained pianist), a character in new hit TV show ‘Heroes’. I haven’t yet seen Heroes, but friends tell me it’s rather good – unlike Kieran, who is rather shit.