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This week’s highlights include a second straight hat-trick by Kansas City’s Eddie Johnson, a goal by Danny Dichio (remember him!) and a rare win for Chicago Fire.

[Via Climbing the Ladder]

bramble.jpgWigan have signed error-prone defender Titus Bramble on a three-year contract, thereby sealing their fate next season. Bramble joins on a free transfer and becomes Chris Hutchings’ first signing as Wigan manager – well Chris, things can only get better.

Anfield.jpgLiverpool fans have been labelled the worst in Europe. A Uefa report says Reds fans have been involved in more incidents in Europe – 25, to be precise – during the past four years than any other club. The damning report on the club’s fans will be handed to sports minister Richard Caborn tomorrow.

This crazy Euro 08 qualifer was officially abandoned with one minute left to play when a Danish fan attacked referee Herbert Fandel after Denmark defender Christian Poulsen was sent off; Fandel also awarded a penalty to the Swedes, which was never taken. A result will not be confirmed until a full investigation is completed by UEFA.

Paul Whitehouse and co’s own tribute to Giggsy Wiggsy. [Spotted on The Offside]

1 That must be the first time a match at Wembley has been held up while the President of a country snogs each of his players!
2 With David Beckham back in the fold, surely Alan Smith can’t be allowed to play as well. England’s bottle blond quota is met. We will soon be looking like the Romanian squad at Euro 2000.

Wales captain Ryan Giggs shakes the hand of manager John Toshack after being substituted on his last international appearance during the Euro 2008 Group D qualifying match between Wales and Czech Republic at the Millennium Stadium.
[Photo: Stu Forster/Getty Images]

DavidBeckhamcrossEnglandvBrazil_228081.jpgPaul Robinson One of his sharper games in an England shirt, and couldn’t really be blamed for Brazil’s late equaliser. 6

I couldn’t help but notice that BBC Three’s latest reality show Filthy Rich and Homeless features a guy called Ravi who is, in fact, the Asian Frank Lampard.
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The boy’s got form, but will Little Mickey find the net against Brazil again tonight?

Michael Owen pounces on Lucio’s mistake in the quarter-finals of the 2002 World Cup to give England an early lead. England famously held onto the lead and actually went on to win the tournament… or not!

A cracking video compilation which reminds us that there’s a hell of a lot of young British talent outside of the Premiership… Best Young Players Outside The PremiershipUploaded by super-goal [Via 101greatgoals]

Here’s an eight-minute clip showcasing an excellent TV documentary about Brazilian football, to get you in the mood for tonight’s big game.

If you fancy wasting, I mean investing some cash in tonight’s England v Brazil friendly at Wembley (coverage begins at 7.30pm on BBC 1), then step into our office…
Match to be a draw (11-5)
A friendly against Brazil is never a typical friendly, and you can bet that England will take tonight’s match seriously. But Brazil have enough talent to hold England and a draw seems the value at 11-5.

Gerrard_Lampard_L.jpgStop us if you’ve heard this one before… England skipper John ‘Mr JT’ Terry has rubbished claims that Frank Lampard and… wait for it… Steven Gerrard cannot play together.

1 Sao Paulo, Olympique Lyonnais, Barcelona (current). Whose career?
2 Brazil is the only nation to have played in every World Cup finals. True or false?
3 Picture round. Who’s this legend of Brazilian football?
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Honestly, who really calls Brazil the samba stars? Shit yokel commentators, that’s who (is he the guy who does boxing for Sky now?)… Neat finish from Platty though. The final score was 1-1 by the way.

_42995777_shorey203.jpgWhen Nicky Shorey was playing Championship football with Reading last season he could not in his wildest dreams have imagined he would be honeymooning with John Terry (if he was that way) the following year. But so it is.

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Ronaldinho takes a break during a training session ahead of tonight’s international friendly match between England and Brazil at Wembley Stadium. [Photo: Clive Mason/Getty Images]

beckham2_narrowweb__300x380%2C0.jpgNow that David Beckham is looking lean, mean and hungry again – his brilliant performance against Deportivo last weekend put me in mind of his famous all-action display against Greece for England in 2001 – do you think he’s starting to regret his decision to leave Real Madrid for the States?
Pies reckons he must surely regret how quickly he made the decision to sign for LA Galaxy. He has at least two more seasons in him at the highest level in Europe, and MLS can’t offer the same challenges or rewards. If Beckham believes he’s giving up the prospect of more silverware for a lucrative season or two in the sun, then he’s bound to have doubts.

275833L.jpgTShirts365 we love you and wouldn’t mind having your babies. Just days after we were pondering the potential for naughty schoolboy mischief provided by Kaka’s I Belong To Jesus t-shirt, and the gang at TShirts365 respond with this beauty. Pies reader Mike had touted an I Belong To Kaka t-shirt, but we can cope with this semi-namecheck! To buy the I Belong To Pie t-shirt for £14.99, click here.

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So it looks like Scott Parker will definitely be going to Upton Park then… [Via Caught Offside]

This was just a vintage World Cup match between arguably the two best teams in the world at the time (Brazil were clearly the best around, but England had a very good team as well). What more can you say about a match which contains Gordon Banks’ save of the century, from Pele’s leaping header, and Bobby Moore’s impeccably timed tackle, also on Pele. Moore and Pele’s warm embrace after the full-time whistle sums up the generous spirit of the match.

A few drunken louts, ‘spoiling it for the rest’, as usual. Bet this reporter never wants to cover a football match in England ever again… [Via Guardian]

Right, it’s time to settle it once and for all. Who is David Beckham’s best Shit Lookalike with his new barnet?