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This was just a vintage World Cup match between arguably the two best teams in the world at the time (Brazil were clearly the best around, but England had a very good team as well). What more can you say about a match which contains Gordon Banks’ save of the century, from Pele’s leaping header, and Bobby Moore’s impeccably timed tackle, also on Pele. Moore and Pele’s warm embrace after the full-time whistle sums up the generous spirit of the match.
It is easy to remember John Barnes as the rotund figure weighing down substitutes’ benches at Newcastle or Charlton or as the wooden TV presenter that has you reaching for the remote, when really we ought to remember him for things like this. One of the greatest England goals ever scored, and that is without taking into consideration that it was against Brazil at the Maracana! It is a shame the red socks steal the show!
Roman Abramovich may have spent millions of pounds on a season of underachievement, but your average Chelsea fan can pick up a reminder of a campaign of mediocrity for just Â£11.99. Mr Abramovich must be wishing he had just kept his money in his wallet and waited for the DVD.
Comedian Paul Kaye – of Dennis Pennis fame – brings a touch of good old fashioned English football hooligan brutality to the oriental martial arts. Featuring, as they say on telly, strong language throughout, so plug your headphones in if you’re at work!
Little Michael Owen, looking fitter and happier than he has done for ages, poses during an England Press Press Conference at The Grove Hotel on May 31, 2007 in Rickmansworth, England. [Photo: Pool/Getty Images]
Today is most definitely a red letter day for Man Yoo fans. First Nani and Anderson, and now Man U have confirmed the signing of Owen Hargreaves the worst-kept secret in football. According to F365:
‘The Old Trafford club have confirmed a deal has been completed with Bayern Munich for the England international and with personal terms agreed and a medical passed, all that is required now is for the 25-year-old to officially sign what is expected to be a five-year contract.’
If Nani is a readymade replacement for Ryan Giggs, then Anderson has the potential to fill Paul Scholes’ big ginger boots. The 19-year-old Brazilian has wonderful vision, tremendous skill and pace to burn – not sure if he’s as bad a tackler as Scholesy though.
All this fuss over Nani, but is he actually any good? From what I can tell, yes, he is bloody good (and makes the ideal replacement for Ryan Giggs), but Fergie certainly won’t stand for those clownish back-flips:
What implications does the Nani/Anderson/Hargreaves triple deal have for the way Man Utd will play next season? The Sun reports that United fans can look forward to a new formation in 2007/08: ‘Sources close to Fergie say he will play a 4-2-3-1 formation next season â€” using Ronaldo, Anderson and Nani as his three attacking midfielders behind Wayne Rooney.’
Pretty much everyone is reporting that West Ham are very close to agreeing a deal, reported to be in the region of Â£7m, with Newcastle United to sign Scott Parker. Tottenham apparently stuck their noses in at the 11th hour, as they are wont to do when any talented English player is involved, but it seems that the Irons will get their man.
Continuing on a Carlos Queiroz theme, I dug up this picture of him back in the day (the Eighties, I guess?) when he was rocking a magnificent moustache. I was thinking he reminded me of someone but I couldn’t put my finger on who. Then it came to me – Geraldo Rivera (just Geraldo to his friends), American talk-show legend and fellow moustache wearer.
If, as seems likely after a deal was agreed ‘in principle’, Portuguese starlets Nani and Anderson move to Man Utd in the summer, United fans should really be thanking Carlos Queiroz, not Alex Ferguson. Surely it’s no coincidence that Portugal’s greatest young talent, Cristiano Ronaldo, has chosen to remain at Old Trafford with Queiroz.
Man Yoo have secured deals to bring highly-rated Portuguese-based duo Anderson and Nani to Old Trafford in a Â£30 million deal. The pair have long been the subject of longing glances from a host of Premiership managers, but Fergie seems to have won them over.
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Subside Sports is doing a tempting 3-for-2 offer on all Retake retro football shirts and t-shirts, like this lovely green Brazil top and this Taxi for McLaren tee, for example. Thanks to regular Pies contributor Cole for spotting this tasty deal.
Duisburg players look dejected after losing the penalty shootout against Frankfurt during the Women’s DFB German Cup final at the Olympic Stadium on May 26, 2007 in Berlin, Germany.
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Wales captain Ryan Giggs will announce his retirement from international football this lunchtime, according to the BBC. Giggs’s decision to quite Wales means he will never play at a major international tournament, which undoubtedly makes him one of the greatest players never to do so. Here’s a video tribute to his almighty talent:
1 ‘Everyone’s very comfortable on the ball and almost all of them are athletic. We play what I call “orgy football”: the other team know they’re going to get it, but they don’t know from whom or where from.’
Cardiff’s ex-chairman Sam Hammam takes a wrong turn at metaphor junction.