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Maybe not at first glance but next time take a look at ITV sports presenter, Jim Rosenthal, and you’ll see he bears an odd resemblance to Sesame Street’s number loving vampire – Ah, Ah, Ah

Tim Lovejoy and Danny DeVito’s stunt doubles team up with YouTube superstar and football know-it-all Susi Weaser to deliver the first ever Pies Premiership Preview. Here Pies ed Ollie (the TJ lookey-likey – not really, but hey…) attempts to guess what this week’s scores will be while being constantly interrupted by the other two. Please […]

manu-badge.jpgNow, to our glory hunting Manchester United fans (I’m kidding! I’m kidding! Back off!) to find out about their dreams of silverware and stuff. I interviewed the main lad at new Shiny blog, ManUnitedPies, and found that he was very busy, and therefore, a bit short on words… but you would be if you’d been gloating all summer at Chelsea fans…

liverpoolbadgeanfield.jpgYet more fans spouting off about their new signings and their loathing for rival teams? Great! This is what we want. Now, we visit Anfield where they’re all a bit excited about a certain Spanish striker… and likening Rafa to Nick Leeson… oh, and our scouse blogger comes from new Pies affiliate, LiverpoolPies!
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As the season draws ever nearer (tomorrow! TOMORROW!), I’ll be throwing a few of these up before anyone can get depressed/begin dreams of winning the league after 90 minutes of football. So, the latest to offer their tuppence is a proud Mackem who wants nothing but bad for the Geordies and is keen to see […]

Spurs%20Badge.jpgWe’ve heard from quite a few bloggers about the imminent Premier League season, and now, we get to see what a Spurs fan thinks and how they will fare. Will they push for 4th? Well, it would annoy the Gooners eh? What’s more, this Spurs fan is the main boy at Shiny’s new Tottenham blog, SpursPies!

BCFC.jpgPlayer of the season: Gary McSheffrey proved he had what it takes in the Championship and will be looking to make the step up to the big league – although without a goal since February he needs a good start

VolzM.JPGVolzy, Volzy, Volzy. What are you going to get up to next? The crazy Fulham utility man had to be rescued by a handyman after locking himself in his toilet. The German was preparing to leave his house for the pre-season friendly with Brighton when the incident happened. Volzy nipped to the loo before leaving, but found the door had jammed when he tried to get out.

76043481.jpgThe wait is over. David Beckham made his long anticipated MLS debut last night when he came on as a 72nd minute substitute for or the Los Angeles Galaxy.

The big kick-off is nigh and we don’t have a thing to wear. Well, we do now. This is part one of a bumper Kit Parade Special from Pies.
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Arsenalhomekit.JPGThis looks a little familiar… wait a cotton picking minute! Yes, Arsenal have retained last season’s home kit for a further season. It makes my job a bit harder because you have all seen it before, but I’d be delighted if I was a Gooner. Comiserations to the parents of young Arsenal fans who will have to think a bit harder about birthday presents this year! Click here to buy it from Kitbag.

John Fashanu is officially the black Noel Edmonds! Fash is currently presenting the Nigerian version of gameshow Deal or No Deal. The ex-Wimbledon striker has been fronting the show on the M-Net Africa network since July. Fash does have presenting experience from his days as host of Gladiators, but Pies prefers to remember the day he became a contestant on the show instead.

Remember we warned you that the latest Nike Put It Where You Want It viral would feature Wayne Rooney smacking the ball at scantily clad Welsh daredevils Dirty Sanchez? Well here is the finished article. The group enjoy a few eye-watering games. Note the ominous to be continued caption at the end of the video.

Consider the plight of Belenenses goalkeeper Marco. You are minutes away from helping your side to a 0-0 draw against Real Madrid, arguably the biggest result of your life, and this happens…

Zidane_headbutt.jpgIt was the moment that ruined France’s hopes of reclaiming the World Cup and ended a legend’s career on a sour note – while the Italian antagonist, Marco Materazzi, instantly became football’s public enemy No. 1.

Trading Standards officials have seized a number of Alan Shearer £20 notes from a car boot sale. Cash featuring the mugs of Mark Viduka, Nolberto Solano, Michael Owen, Steven Taylor and Kieron Dyer instead of the Queen were also taken from the sale at Blaydon Rugby Ground in Gateshead.

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The next Pies XI features a group of players who love nothing better than to fight among themsevles.

52071153.jpgBad news for Leeds fans as they are set to begin the new season at the foot of the League One table after their appeal against a 15-point penalty was rejected at a meeting of Football League chairmen. Leeds chairman…

72140476.jpgYet more rumours abound about the future of Liverpool‘s Scott Carson, as he appears to be making his way to Aston Villa on loan for the new season. The ‘Pool sent the England U21 ‘keeper on loan to Charlton last season which saw him applauded for his performances in sticks. Now, in the quest for first team football, and with an eye on breaking into the senior team for England, Carson is off to Villa….

mancitybadge.gifWith the news that our bosses have set up a special Man United Pies blog, it’s worth remembering that most Mancunians count themselves as City fans…

20061031102656.jpgEver heard of Antonio Cassano? He’s like Italy’s answer to Craig Bellamy – cool finisher with a hot head and an overrated opinion of himself who regularly falls out with teammates and managers alike.

It is Red Star Belgrade who progress to play Rangers in the next round of the Champions League on away goals, but not before they had lost 2-1 on the night courtesy of this free-kick from the halfway line from Konstantin Nahk.

khayber.jpgWhile many pundits and fans have been debating whether the lack of transparency at Leeds means that tests of suitability on new owners have been bypassed, Pies reckons this one is less likely to sneak under the radar. Apparently a radical Iranian militant group is interested in buying Manchester United. Ansar Hezbollah claim their first act in charge would be to change the club’s name to Khayber in honour of an oasis near the holy city of Medina.

Ball manufactureres Mitre have produced this viral featuring representatives from all 24 Championship clubs to show off the bespoke balls they are providing clubs with. From a HolloWatch view, Ollie makes an appearance. The green and white Plymouth Argyle ball prompts him to remark: “Goodness gracious me.”

In a long line of singing footballers (maybe we should do a Singing Footballers XI?) Carlos Tevez is the latest (to me at least) hitman to pick up the mic. He’s the front man in a band called Piola Vago, who play cumbia villera, a form of Argentinian shantytown/urban music. Piola Vago managed to hit the charts in Argentina with their song Lose Your Control which saw Carlitos crooning about whipping a girl and begging her for sex (c/o The Sun).

brumbadge.jpgHotly tipped to struggle this year, Birmingham are in the same boat that all newly promoted team find themselves in. Still, that won’t dampen the spirits of Brum fans. So, let’s have a peak on the terrace and see what a Birmingham blog has to say for itself…