Kanapoutz is a French children’s character â€“ we think. If you know different, please drop us a line.
Sven is the next manager of Man City, at least if former Thai Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra completes his takeover of the club.
Oh, say can you see this star-spangled away kit sported by the USA national team in 1994. It is one of many gems to be found on the excellent ClassicFootballShirts site.
Our friends at 101GreatGoals have compiled a list of their 101 best goals of the 2006/07 season. We highly recommend you check it out. As a taster, here’s one of our favourite goals from their excellent list, scored by Man Utd transfer target Fabio Quagliarellaâ€¦
Gooner, going, gone! Jeremie Aliadiere, The ferret-featured Arsenal striker signed for Middlesbrough in a Â£1.5m deal where he hopes Teeside fans will finally be able to put a face to his name.
1 Stefan Kuntz
The former German international was a key figure at Euro 96 for both his team and the British tabloids.
2 Milan Fukal
The Czech defender was once on trial with Leeds and linked with a move to Manchester City but has since gone on to do Fukal. He now plays for hometown club FK 97.
Alexei Lalas, general manager of LA Galaxy, has said that MLS is one of the most competitive leagues in the world: ‘It’s insulting to us and to our sport to say [David] Beckham is on his way to Hollywood when he is coming to play in one of the most competitive leagues in the world,’ the deluded ginger said recently. ‘There are a lot of stars in European football who would struggle over here.’
Welcome to Who Ate All The Dogs: you’re one-stop guide to football in South Korea (or so it seems!). Yesterday ended up being Japanese Day, but today – like an overworked correspondent at the 2002 World Cup – we are in Korea. After a spot of Korean scouting it is time to sit back and enjoy some a Korean gameshow. Thierry Henry will be playing the part of bemused Westerner in today’s performance!
More proof that John Terry’s wedding last week was the classiest show in town. News agency Ananova reports that pissed up guests heckled the great Lionel Ritchie, who had been booked to perform at the reception: Rich Tea was reportedly stunned to be heckled when he sang for Premiership footballers at John Terry’s wedding. The […]
Chelsea Phone Chargers and Fulham Fridge Floggers are pushing each other around while arguing over who loves South Korean international Lee Chun Soo the most. The West London rivals are both eager to keep their Korean sponsors happy by signing a player who could warm their bench with the efficiency of a Korean microwave warming your dinner.
Following yesterday’s goalkeeping blunder from Japan, we are off to Brazil today for more crazy keeping antics. The scoresheet of Botafogo’s match with Nautica at the weekend will say Alex (o.g.) for all eternity, but it ought to be on goalkeeper Julio Cesar’s conscience. This was no blistering strike from 30 yards!
Continuing on a beach football tip, check out this advert from Israel’s tourist board, which helps explain why the country didn’t make it to the World Cupâ€¦
Another gem to add to the ever-growing pile of memorable Jose quotes:
‘Young players are a little bit like melons. Only when you open and taste the melon are you 100 per cent sure that the melon is good,’ Mourinho said recently.
Beach football is a relaxing way to enjoy the beautiful game. No one takes it too seriously. Oh, unless you’re bitter South American rivals, in which case fighting is de rigeur – when Uruguay comes from 1-0 down to win 2-1, the Argies aren’t best pleased.
The King has actually made a remarkable recovery, but long live the new King anyway? Real Madrid’s granite-faced coach, Fabio Capello, may have only just defied all odds to win the Spanish Primera League but he’s still favourite to lose his job.
What a brilliant finish to a brilliant season in Spain. At half-time on the last Sunday of the season, Barca were pissing it away at Gimnastic, whilst Real Madrid were losing 1-0 at home to Real Mallorca, and playing very badly too. However, an inspired substitution by Madrid coach Fabio Capello in the second half changed the course of the title. He took off David Beckham, who was clearly struggling with injury, and replaced him with Jose Antonio Reyes. The on-loan Arsenal star scored two goals to shatter Barcelona’s championship dreams and hand the title to Madrid.
Ooh, we love a good excuse to demand Sepp Blatter’s head! Uefa has launched an investigation into the racist behaviour at last night’s under 21 match between England and Serbia, so while they are at it they might want to examine the logic in the decision of their mates at FIFA to order Mali to release Mahamadou Diarra and FrÃ©dÃ©ric KanoutÃ© from international duty to play for their Spanish club sides.
This is the sequel to the eminently playable Mario Smash Football on the Nintendo GameCube and it will be one of the first ever Wii games to be fully playable online. Mario and co take to the pitch for some frantic five-a-side action, with loads of special moves galore and Mario Kart-style power-ups. For example, each captain has his or her own set of skills and super abilities, as well as the ability to perform special shots called Mega Strikes, where the iron ball splits into five balls and flies at the goal. The defending player must use the Wii Remote to target and aim at and shoot these balls out of the air before conceding a goal.
Uerukamu! Pies seems to accidentally have a bit of a Japanese flavour today. This video shows Adidas’s latest advertising ploy: organising a game of vertical football on a billboard in the centre of Tokyo. Two players and a ball were suspended by ropes from the billboard while they had a kickabout.