Top 10 Footballing Chinless Wonders

Chris Wright

12th, July 2012


By Chris Wright

We’ve already had a butcher’s at some of football’s most majestic mandible mountains   this week, so it’s only fair to venture, post haste, to the other end of the scale and examine some of the game’s most minuscule facial extremities…

1. Cristiano Ronaldo: When the Ronster flexes hard, his Adam’s apple can clearly be seen to protrude further than his chin that means we’re either dealing with one huge Adam’s apple or one tiny chin. Little of column A, little of column B.

2. Samir Nasri: There’s a certain section of the Arsenal support (i.e, all of them) who will tell you that good ol’ Samir is completely chinless in both senses of the word. Looks like a 39-year old lesbian backpacker on the Way of St. James who’s just caught wind of the dog muck on the bottom of her gladiator sandals.

3. Luka Modric: Bears a striking resemblance to the Grand Dame of the No-Chin People, Gail Platt from Corrie, which and we cannot stress this emphatically enough is never to be construed as a good thing, whether ye be man or beast.

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