Didier Drogba Trains With Shanghai Shenhua, ‘Peaches’ Reunited With His ‘Herb’ (Photos)

Chris Wright

16th, July 2012

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By Chris Wright

The Drog, the Drog, the Drog is in China!

“Hello everyone, my name is Didier”

“Hmm, two-tone grass? Something ain’t quite Chippawa here…”

“It’s not often you find yourself pining for Paulo Ferreira”

“Time to show these suckers a few things I learned on the mean streets of Knightsbridge, WHAPOW!! Double Header bitchezzzzzzzz!”

“Truth is, I’m so lonely I could cry”

“Didier?”

“Oh God! I know that voice!”

“Nelksy Schnuckumblossoms!”

“I was a fool to ever leave your side, Didier minus Nicolas is such a lonely ride.
The breakup we had has made me lonesome and sad
I realize I love you, ‘cos I want you bad…”

“Reunited and it feels so good! Reunited cos we understood,
There’s one perfect fit and, sugar, this one is it
We both are so excited ‘cos we’re reunited, hey, hey!”

(Photo: PA)

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