Didier Drogba Trains With Shanghai Shenhua, ‘Peaches’ Reunited With His ‘Herb’ (Photos)

Chris Wright

16th, July 2012

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By Chris Wright

The Drog, the Drog, the Drog is in China!

“Hello everyone, my name is Didier”

“Hmm, two-tone grass? Something ain’t quite Chippawa here…”

“It’s not often you find yourself pining for Paulo Ferreira”

“Time to show these suckers a few things I learned on the mean streets of Knightsbridge, WHAPOW!! Double Header bitchezzzzzzzz!”

“Truth is, I’m so lonely I could cry”

“Didier?”

“Oh God! I know that voice!”

“Nelksy Schnuckumblossoms!”

“I was a fool to ever leave your side, Didier minus Nicolas is such a lonely ride.
The breakup we had has made me lonesome and sad
I realize I love you, ‘cos I want you bad…”

“Reunited and it feels so good! Reunited cos we understood,
There’s one perfect fit and, sugar, this one is it
We both are so excited ‘cos we’re reunited, hey, hey!”

(Photo: PA)

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13 Comments

  1. Michael says:

    One question, Chris.

    Who’s Peaches and whose Herb?

  2. Guy says:

    Lucky man Didier, he gets to play with the greatest footballer in history… Joel Griffiths!

  3. Ben says:

    I think it was intended as “which one is Peaches and which one is Herb.”

    The hair clearly marks Didier as Peaches.

  4. Chelsea says:

    What are those boots he is wearing? the all black ones.

  5. Fat Nakago says:

    @Michael: Didier is Peaches and Anelka is Herb.

    I HOPE that’s what you meant, although it should have been obvious.

  6. Al says:

    the real question here is what does camp Drogs have to say about it all?

  7. Oli says:

    The Drog is going to dominate in China! And it’s Shenhua I think (missed ‘h’ in title)

  8. Michael says:

    @Chris, Fat Nagako and Ben:

    Sorry, I am a bit of a Grammar Nazi myself, really annoyed with myself -.-.

    Moving on, I assumed that Drogba would be Herb, as you could see Anelka as Drog’s wifey.

    Oh well.

  9. Andy Carroll's Ponytail says:

    @Chelsea: Sweet spot mate! I’m kinda turned on by those beauties myself. Anyone care to shine a light on that pair of boots the Drog is wearing?

  10. chinfundo says:

    @Andy Carroll’s Ponytail I believe they are ‘football’ boots!

  11. Deng yom says:

    Andy Carroll has room in this squad. He has to find his way.And give to those who know the goal post. This is the man who gets 20th chances and socers one goal.

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