Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Meet England Players, Awkward Jacuzzi Scenes Unfold… (Photos)
By Chris Wright
“Andy, do us a favour son. One can totally see your furry Geordie knackers from here!”
Prince Bill and his good lady wife officially cut the ribbon at England’s new home, St George’s Park this morning, then did their bit, awkwardly conversing with the proles – including a not-at-all weird scene centered around a jacuzzi full of half-naked men…
Bar the swanky new hot tub, what on Xenu’s green Earth could they have possibly found to chat about?
(Photos: PA)
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i dont think i’d want to meet kate if i were lounging in a hot tub. may ‘raise the mast’ as pies put it previously
The towel on the rail makes that girl a pair of oddly-shaped trousers.
And it looks like Willy’s telling Defoe to pick the other towel up.
@plops
What a legend quote
and why is defoe sitting so akwardly at the edge of the jacuzzi? what is he hiding?
“Jermain, i’ve told you before, the jacuzzi is just too deep for you”
What is wrong with Adam Johnson’s completion?! He’s ridiculously pale…
@jackie: surely its better to ‘raise the mast’ in a bit of water rather than on dry land?
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I like that they won’t let Defoe in the tub with them because he’s smaller than them and they can bully him. Also, if you took everyone out of there except Andy Carroll and Kate you would have the start to 80% of the porn films I’ve ever watched, that truly is porn start hair
poor AJ. looks a bit mental in that second pic
Prince only agreed to bring kate along cause Terry wasnt around
@Qq, Good one lol.