Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Meet England Players, Awkward Jacuzzi Scenes Unfold… (Photos)
By Chris Wright
“Andy, do us a favour son. One can totally see your furry Geordie knackers from here!”
Prince Bill and his good lady wife officially cut the ribbon at England’s new home, St George’s Park this morning, then did their bit, awkwardly conversing with the proles – including a not-at-all weird scene centered around a jacuzzi full of half-naked men…
Bar the swanky new hot tub, what on Xenu’s green Earth could they have possibly found to chat about?