By Ollie Irish
“Ah, my precious. One day you will be mine. Maybe not this year, cause I’ll be knackered by the summer, but one day. Okay, never.”
What’s really happening here is Wayne Rooney posing for a World Cup photoshoot to promote tournament sponsors Coca-Cola (his T-shirt is a Coke ‘Real Thing’ tee, not an England shirt), in Earl’s Court today.