Roy Keane Wrestles With His Inner Demons While Launching His New Book At The Aviva Stadium (Photos)

Chris Wright

9th, October 2014

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By Chris Wright

We imagine you may have heard by now, but Roy Keane has a second instalment of his chronological list of things he hates autobiography out, with the man himself launching it at the Aviva Stadium in Dublin this afternoon alongside his ghost-writer, Irish author Roddy Doyle.

Don’t ask us how, but Pies have managed to get an exclusive nosey into what was going on in Roy’s mad head the entire time…

Soccer - Roy Keane Book Launch - Aviva Stadium

“Right, let’s get this feckin’ shite over and done with – I’ve got kittens to kick this afternoon”

Soccer - Roy Keane Book Launch - Aviva Stadium

“You so much as giggle at my corduroy and I’ll have ye feckin’ head on a spike”

Soccer - Roy Keane Book Launch - Aviva Stadium

“Anyway, as I was saying: It’s just about the right size and weight to cave in some gobby prick’s skull with…”

Soccer - Roy Keane Book Launch - Aviva Stadium

“Feckin’ hate clouds, the fluffy little show-off pricks”

Soccer - Roy Keane Book Launch - Aviva Stadium

“The feckin’ Commitments was over-rated anyway, ye one-trick bullshit artist”

Soccer - Roy Keane Book Launch - Aviva Stadium

“Feckin’ wavy feckin’ craphole stadium – making me feel feckin’ goopy”

Soccer - Roy Keane Book Launch - Aviva Stadium

“Right, stick it up yer bollocks the lot of ye – I’m off to walk me dogs”

That there was probably the most uneasy smile since Paul Ince’s appearance on Mr & Mrs…

So, so awkward.