By Chris Wright
‘Twas Javier Zanetti’s big send off in Milan last night, with a team of the Inter stalwarts’ chums taking on an All-Star XI at the Giuseppe Meazza.
Also present was the downright terrifying ‘Mascotte of Milano Expo 2015’ – a blood-curdling, Triffid-like demon beast made solely from vegetable matter and dark magic…
Kill it. Kill it with a pan of lightly salted water on a rolling boil.
Christ. It’s like a Giuseppe Arcimboldo painting come to life in a hellish scene from the pits of a waking nightmare.
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