By Paul Sorene
RIO Ferdinand is all set to have the most depressing holiday album since Old Mr Anorak (our patron) went on the Digitas Wet Weekend tour of Swiss banks. We spotted Rio sat alone amid the plastic seats as his teammates trained at the Bafokeng Stadium. It’s the USA tomorrow. The chants are ready – you can pick up the new lyrics here. And you can see England getting in shape in our gallery: