England Forget USA Draw With Nice Round Of Golf – Rooney Wees On A Rock, Rob Green Too Happy
By Ollie Irish
Rob Green doesn’t look contrite enough. That seems to be the tabloid view – how dare Rob Green smile the day after that blunder!? The cheek.
Come on, give the guy a break. A break called golf. Why do footballers love golf so much?
Oh, and Wayne Rooney pissed on a rock.

















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I’m guessing that Rooney is simply so dedicated to the game that he cannot — will not — ever remove his knee socks. He’ll put on the ankle socks over the regulation stuff, but you know someone had his arm broken for removing the shinguards.