“Ha ha, Bridgey, Alan Hansen tore you a new one! He said you were proper shit! Should have stayed at Chelsea, you total muppet!”
By the way, nice symmetry there lads.
“Why am I a stuck with this Bridge? He’s a… how you say? … Total muppet.”
“Et tu, Fabio?”
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