Football Flashback: heterosexual England stars share a Jacuzzi
“Oi, Parlour, turn the bubbles up, you muppet.”
“Yes Guvnor, whatever you say.”
“And Jamie, do my shoulders whilst you’re up there.”
“Triffic, Guvnor. I’ll literally massage your shoulders…”
Back in the day, this is how the Guvnor and his entourage liked to kick back. Like Scarface, only with less cocaine and more ‘banter’. Gold chains too.
If you look closely into the eyes of Romford’s Pele, you can see him thinking, “What the f**k am I doing in a Jacuzzi with all these legends? Mint!” Either that or he’s very afraid.
Woah, hang on a minute – I said ‘England stars’ in the headline, so how the hell did Welshie Gary Speed get in there – is is because back then he looked uncannily like a member of Take That (the Guvnor’s favourite band in the Nineties)?
And how old is Nicky Barmby? He must be at least 50 by now. Retire already – there are managers younger than you.
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Why is Ray Parlour covering up his nipples?
Good question. Perhaps he has no nipples and doesn’t want the Guvnor to find out?
Spot the Geordie, pale as fuck skin even fair/ginger Parlour has a little glow going on.
This is the most unsettling thing I have seen in a long, long time. Thanks Pies.
Not laughed so much in ages! Well funny
@ Davy: And dear old Chris was showing first signs of man boobs.
Parlour has realy let one rip! soz lads had a ruby last night
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but gary speed is welsh
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