Pies Awards: FA Cup final
Pies dishes out its own gongs after the cup final, each one painstakingly handcrafted in Netto own brand kitchen foil.
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The Award for the player on the winning side doing the best impression of a loser Sylvain Distin
The Award for most understated FA Cup win celebration ever Harry Redknapp, who drove to Bournemouth for a meal and a bottle of red at his favourite Italian.
The Mathieu Flamini Award for mercenary behaviour Nwankwo Kanu, who used his goalscorer’s post-match interviews to plead for more money!
More awards after the jump
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Player most likely to get a job with their national tourist board after retiring Sulley Muntari
The Lifetime Achievement Award for high profile blunders Peter Enckelman

















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