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L’Eau De Crap: Djibril Cisse Launches New Fragrance – Smells Of ‘Black Pepper And Cardamom’

By Chris Wright

First of all, a big thank-you goes to my father and the rest of the 1970s for that “L’eau de crap” joke. Secondly, this has happened…


That’s right, QPR ‘striker’ Djibril Cisse has released his very own perfume, called ‘Mr Lenior Djibril Cisse’, and smells of  – and we quote – “woody, spicy and amber, from a blend of notes of bergamot, lavender, black pepper, cashmere wood, cardamom, labdanum, patchoili, vanilla and musk” and will cost you the princely sum of £58 from whichever shops make the regrettable decision to stock it.

Suppose “smells a bit like toilet air-freshener and I can think of several far better ways to spunk £60 away” doesn’t quite conjure up the same images from a marketing perspective.

(Via Metro/thanks to Pies fan Gareth Malin for the tip-off)

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By Chris on January 10th, 2013 in QPR. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

3 Responses to “L’Eau De Crap: Djibril Cisse Launches New Fragrance – Smells Of ‘Black Pepper And Cardamom’”

  1. Applesauce says:

    I can’t think of anybody more admired!

    I’m sure this product will do wonderful!

  2. Anonymous says:

    I gotta get a bottle of that!

  3. EDub says:

    L’eau de crap … hilarious!

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