Snapshot: QPR Suck-Up Joey Barton Caught Reading Neil Warnock’s Autobiography
By Chris Wright
Submitted for your perusal, Joey Barton leafing through Neil Warnock’s autobiography ‘Made In Sheffield’ (“The f**king referee’s only gone an gi’ ‘em a penalty when the lad’s gone down in the box like a f**king Jessie. I gave ‘im a piece of my nauseatingly no-nonsense Northern mind in the tunnel afterwards. Called ‘im a complete f**king c**t!”٭٭) during QPR’s long journey home from Wolverhampton at the weekend – the little suck-up…
Not that Barton is the first to have pretended to read Warnock’s weighty tome – Tony Fernandes read it before it was popular…
Just let us know when these QPR Twitter photos start to grate, something tells us we’re in for a steady stream over the course of the season – especially considering how much Joey Barton, Jay Bothroyd, SWP, Dudley Junior Campbell et al LOVE DA BANTA!!!
Image: @jaybothroyd
(٭٭ may or may not be an actual excerpt from Neil Warnock’s autobiography)
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As much as I hate Warnock, there’s a great line in the book where he’s arguing with Liverpool’s Phil Thompson, culminating in the undeniably brilliant line “get back in your cupboard, Pinocchio!”
I may have said this before but I hate barton
I love this dude ?
Holding book closer to face= more learnings
Possible CAPTIONS for Joey’s Photo:
“This book was SO much better when I read it on my Kindle.”
“Nothing to tweet here, just move along…”
“Hmmmm….I never heard of THIS swear word before.”
The ONLY possible caption for Tony’s photo:
“If Paul Lambert had written a book like this I would have bought Norwich City instead!”
To be honest, I’m a bit shocked. Joey Barton isn’t illiterate after all.
Colin Wanker is his name.