Caption This: Jose Mourinho Lurks In Camp Nou Car-Park To ‘Chat’ With Referee Teixeira
By Chris Wright
Massive thanks to Pies’ fan Nick Sincere for bringing this photo to our attention – Jose Mourinho lurking menacingly in the shadows of the underground car-park at the Camp Nou with the express intent of having ‘a little chat’ with referee Fernando Teixeira after his questionable performance during Wednesday night’s El Clasico farrago…
Pies says: “Lets see how you like arse-prints on your paintwork Fernando, there isn’t a bottle of Turtle Wax in the world that could buff out these babies!”
You say?
(According to El Mundo Deportivo, Mou actually barked: “You are now going to smoke a cigar and laugh, without any shame!” – how pithy)
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Jose misunderstood Stan Collymore’s analysis of a “Dogged performance”…
“Come with me Fernando, I’ve got a real ‘tackle’ to show you”
Wanna see some puppies?
which car ius the ref about to be stuffed into?
por que?? por que??
What Mou said.
he should have been thanking him for not sending off lassana diarra in the first half
You see this in my pocket?
It’s not a flashlight.
He’s just adding to his legend isn’t he?
After the non-call on Diarra (not to mention the lack of any red cards to Madrid players in any game before the meaningless – and undeserved – dismissal of Sergio Ramos when the issue was already decided), I would have though he was waiting to pass referee Teixeira an unmarked envelope with undetermined contents.
“How much did Barca pay you? We’ll pay you double for the next clasico!”
usrick, exactly, either that or he is upset that the referee didnt do enough for madrid to let them win the game
Let’s see, the laundry cart goes in that way so maybe I can dress up as a referee and go in this way.