Snapshot: Jose Mourinho, With Your Face Like A Half-Buttered Bollock…

Chris Wright

22nd, August 2012


By Chris Wright

Jose Mourinho, with your face like a grieving walrus, like a flaccid bollard, like a woe-betide-me, like a wilting erection, like an abandoned fart, like a footpath to nowhere, like a flatulent Morag, like a half-buttered bollock, etc, etc…

Beautiful, beautiful context…

(Photo: Andres Kudacki/PA)

Posted in Real Madrid

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  1. john says:

    he looks like a immature little boy. and he really is one lololol

  2. AussieGooner says:

    He’s got a head like…a half chewed gumboot, a beaten favourite, a box of blowflies…

  3. XYZZZ says:

    He’s angry because Ronaldo has a period and they can’t have sex for a while

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