Snapshot: Cristiano Ronaldo Sees ‘Anatomically Generous’ Bronze Statue Erected In His Hometown…

Chris Wright

22nd, December 2014

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By Chris Wright

So many punchlines, all of them including the word “erection”…

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At eye-level too. Jesus Christ.

Posted in Hardmen, Real Madrid

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  1. Ron says:

    Bulge aside…

    Couldn’t the statue be a little bit more exciting? He’s just standing there. Why not shooting the ball? Celebrating a goal?

  2. Rob says:

    After his antics in the Champions league final I’m surprised it’s got a shirt on.

  3. wadapp says:

    @ron isn’t that his freekick stance though?

  4. Speakerforthedead says:

    It’s the stance he takes before approaching a free kick. Not sure if anything else would have been as distinctive. I guess the statue could have been levitating 4ft in the air heading a ball but that would be a logistical challenge. Also could be his little post-goal hero celebration, but the former seems more likely.

  5. Rob says:

    Shows you how ridiculous todays football has got when people are sticking up for someone who has a trademark stance before kicking the ball and calls himself CR bloody 7

  6. Hootie says:

    Penis.

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