Cristiano Ronaldo: ‘Me, You, F*ck F*ck’ – The Only Chat-Up Line You’ll Ever Need
By Ollie Irish
“Me, you, fuck fuck.”
Those four little words were all it took for Cristiano Ronaldo to seduce the mother of his newborn baby son. Why, he’s almost as charming as Mel Gibson.
The Mail takes up the story:
“Cristiano Ronaldo became a father as the result of a one-night stand with a penniless American waitress, it was claimed yesterday.
“The Portuguese footballer is said to have paid the young woman £10million to keep her identity secret and hand the baby over to his family.
“The 25-year-old former Manchester United forward met her in a Los Angeles restaurant during a trip to the U.S. last summer.”
And that’s when C-Ron hit her with his Wildean chat-up line. Normally he just looks down at his penis and winks. Giggity giggity.
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I reckon C-Ron might end up going the way of Dan Quagmire.
Great for his son. Your dad’s a prick and your mum’s a slag.
HEY WHATS UP
o come on, give da guy a break, hes hot, rich & talented… more hot than anything else, so shut da hell up & give da guy a break!! ure just jealous, at least he now has something to live for (except money and complete hotness) while ure probebly gonna grow up with nothin except ure granma & a stinkin old dog. o yeah, ive been there, BURN!!! u rotten old assholes!!!! i love ronaldo, so dont u dare insult him or his pretty little baby eva again. GO RONALDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REMEMBA… il be watchin ya!!!!
I luv Ronaldo.He is the sexiest.MMAWH RONALDO…
whats up dude
i ove ronaldo so so much~!!!
HAHA nice