By Ollie Irish
“Me, you, fuck fuck.”
Those four little words were all it took for Cristiano Ronaldo to seduce the mother of his newborn baby son. Why, he’s almost as charming as Mel Gibson.
The Mail takes up the story:
“Cristiano Ronaldo became a father as the result of a one-night stand with a penniless American waitress, it was claimed yesterday.
“The Portuguese footballer is said to have paid the young woman £10million to keep her identity secret and hand the baby over to his family.
“The 25-year-old former Manchester United forward met her in a Los Angeles restaurant during a trip to the U.S. last summer.”
And that’s when C-Ron hit her with his Wildean chat-up line. Normally he just looks down at his penis and winks. Giggity giggity.