By Ollie Irish
Barcelona play Real Madrid tonight, in what some people are calling Definitely The Biggest Football Match Of All Time… Ever… On A Monday. And given the talent on show (including headline acts Cristiano Ronaldo and tiny Lionel Messi, easily the best two players of their generation), you can see what those people are getting at. This is BIG with a capital B. And a capital I & G too.
Except… Ronaldo has never scored against Barcelona and Messi has never scored against a team managed by Jose Mourinho, so we could be in for a very tight and very anticlimactic 0-0. Knowing Mourinho, he would be happy to leave the Camp Nou with exactly that result, then go for