Jose Mourinho Does The Bidding Of His Evil Mustachioed Overlord

Chris Wright

18th, August 2011


By Chris Wright

“Come in Jose, this is Moustache-a-tron. See that man? The man they call ‘Tito’? He threatens to undermine our quest for world domination. Poke him in the eye…NOW!”

Image: Age

Posted in Barcelona, Real Madrid

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  1. :) says:

    haha the look on mourinho. fuck barca-they annoy me. they always whinge

  2. C says:

    I hate Barca as much as the next guy, but I despise Jose even more. Utter cunt.

  3. pop says:

    FUCK Real! every time they realize that they will lose they start kicking opponents like maniacs

  4. Nuno says:

    Well, if Real players barely touch Barça players thay still go to the ground like they have been shot, so they might as well give them a real reason to complain about… me thinks.
    And that caption is brilliant Chris! =D

  5. JotaJota says:

    I can clearly picture Mou as a child breaking everyone’s balls at school and birdthday parties.

  6. pooky says:

    So if Drogba got a SIX match ban for use of the words “f***ing disgrace”, what kind of ban should you get for actually being one? I would happily never see Marcelo, Pinto, Alves, Pepe, etc… on a football pitch again.

    I can’t imagine all this does much good for the Spanish NT morale either, which is possibly why they’ve been really average of late. Germany to win Euro 2012?

  7. Gibby says:

    End of the day he’s a fuckin sore loser. Resorting to wee lassie eye poking from behind. He even runs away and when he know the guys being restrained turns around for a wee smirk – man up Jose ya dobber. Barca’s 2nd goal was a stoater ! and eh last time i checked queen of the diving played for REAL – Ronaldo II

  8. Nuno says:

    He is pushed away, he doesn’t run away, but yes, I think his actions are worthy of a suspension. I just think there must be a bit more behind this, and that smirk isn’t normal. Mourinho is the ultimate cunt, but don’t remember him actually DOING something like this, he just likes to talk and talk and talk…

  9. Nick Sincere says:

    Barca whinging? Going to ground like they’ve been shot? Marcelo’s scissor tackle was malicious and intentional and quite possibly could have caused actual serious injury. I don’t see how it’s possible to actually injure someone through “whinging” or “diving”. And poking an opposing coach in the eye during a melee? WTF? That seems to be the ultimate cowardice.

  10. Nick Wiper says:

    ha, look’s like that guys thinking “good .. let the hate flow through you”

    but in all seriousness that challenge from marcelo was shocking, should get a 6 game ban for intention to hurt. sick of mint games getting ruined like this because it overshadows class players like iniesta and messi

  11. Nuno says:

    Barça whinging = Daniel Alves almost all the time he feels a touch; Busquets’ theatre show against Inter; Valdes always runing 100 meters if necessary to ask the ref to show the card after every foul by Madrid.
    And I by no means think Marcelo’s tackle wasn’t worthy of a red. IT WAS and Mourinho’s actions were shameful and hope he’s suspended, but I’m getting tired of them playing victims.
    If you ever played football you must know how it feels having your opponents diving and getting the cards they want all the time…

  12. critic says:

    Mourinhio is not trying to poke some1 eye he is just fooling around. It was a normal poke as if to say let the fighting to youngsters and let’s not get involved. It was a notmal poke on the cheek.

  13. Lily says:

    Im pretty sure queen of diving and faking is Busquets…LOL

  14. pete says:

    You’ve got to be insane to equate anything Real does to what barca does in every single match, throughout the matches, as a part of their strategy to win games. barca dives all game every game, period. You can’t find a 20 minute stretch of a game they’ve played in the last 3-4 years that they haven’t clearly dived in, and to top it all of they hack other players just as much as RM does.

    Real doesn’t use a strategy of cheating the rules to win games and if you support a club who does you’re a piece of classless garbage who deserves to die in a fire.

  15. Varun says:

    The mustached guy is Mr Sattora, He is an official at Camp Nou,
    Works for Barca.

    So the caption is moot now.

  16. Montesquieu says:

    He looks like a Spanish Borat.

    @Verun, tits or gtfo…

  17. Dan says:

    I love Mourinho. What a legend!

  18. murry1975 says:

    Mourinho always blames Barca , what the world knows is he a mouthpiece and this picture shows him being a hypocrite , a liar , a cheat and a thug .

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