Flashback: Wonderful World of Soccer Stars stickers

Ollie Irish

18th, May 2009

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This nostalgia-tinged dispatch just in, from our sister site, Anorak

SoccerStars1.JPG“As a young lad, Old Mr Anorak liked to settle down with his junior pipe and slippers, reach for his monogrammed Gurkha knife, and cut open a paper packet of Wonderful World of Soccer Stars stickers.
We say “stickers”, but these specimens bore only the vaguest resemblance to the Panini sticker that later generations would cherish. They were printed on thin paper and had no inherent stickiness. Instead, the reverse side had a small area marked off at the top, which bore the strict instruction: “Apply adhesive here only.”
This allowed the owner to turn to the correct page in the album, and stick it in the box allocated to the player. The picture could now be lifted up, and a short biography could be studied.
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These were written in a brusque, formal style, with its own special jargon. Players were “a local product,” and a debut was often referred to as a “bow”. A midfielder might be referred to as a “schemer”. This didn’t mean he plotted dressing room rebellions; it referred to his ability to spot and deliver a pass. (Although in the case of hatchet-man Trevor Hockey this might refer to conspiracy to maim.) Arsenal’s Ian Ure, on the other hand, was described as a “fair-haired Scottish pivot”. You’d get locked up for that kind of thing nowadays.
But the strangest thing about these collectables was the pictures themselves. They were photographs, but in many of them the team strip was painted on. Most of the time this merely resulted in a dizzying effect – the 1969-70 Blackpool squad, for example, looks radioactive.
In other celebrated cases things were stranger still. Old Mr Anorak, as a keen Crystal Palace fan, was keen to see Alan Birchenall and Bobby Tambling, two star summer signings. Imagine his surprise when their previous club badge and shorts markings were clearly visible beneath the Palace colours. Had Palace run out of kits and resorted to dying the players’ old strip? No: the publishers had simply painted over two old Chelsea pictures.
This was a common practice and it sometimes resulted in carelessness. Burnley’s Fred Smith “had to wait seven years for a regular place,” despite the fact that his club appear to be playing two matches at the same time – one against opponents in navy shirts and one against a team in a dangerously dazzling blue. Meanwhile it’s just as well that Colin Blant was a “strong defender,” as he seems to be battling against three different teams at once – one in blue, one in red, and one in white.
Sometimes things got scary. Dietmar Bruck is literally the first name on Coventry’s team sheet, despite the fact that he appears to be the world’s first recipient of a full body transplant. John Giles was the generous donor, and the club have recreated a mirror image of the Leeds training pitch to make sure that his body feels at home.”
By Ed Barrett
For more Soccer Stars fun, we recommend that connoisseurs avail themselves of this excellent resource: www.wsc.co.uk/content/section/8/33/

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  1. tony says:

    The hardest to get was Gordon West Evertons
    keeper,wanted him for weeks to complete and finally
    had to make do with a defaced sticker that cost me my chopper
    bike for a weeks loan to a school pal
    Great memories

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