Snapshot: Neil Lennon Outdoes Arsene Wenger In The Water Bottle Destruction Stakes

By Chris Wright

Celtic lost 3-2 to Inverness in the SPL last night. Let’s have a quick look how manager Neil Lennon reacted to having his title hopes shellacked…

“OH SWEET ALLAH ON HIGH!”

“WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME?!?”

“AAAH, AHHHH, AAAAAAHHH…”

“….F**KING F**K @£$£%$”!”!”£”£$”£ F**K….”

“RRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!”

“TAKE THAT YOU LITTLE WATERY BASTARDS!!!!!!”

Ah. Not well. Not well at all – in fact Lennon’s lashy-outy tirade makes Arsene Wenger suddenly look like a card-carrying patron of the ‘Royal Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Water Bottles’.

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8 Comments

  1. adam says:

    Certainly more Mark Hughes than Arsene Wenger, No?

  2. Sex God says:

    i feel more sorry for the little orange powerade bottle being crushed under his left boot lol

  3. Chris says:

    @Adam: Sparky took three attempts to connect, he’s a damn rookie!

  4. Gibby says:

    Poor wee Lenny bobs !!! ha ha . They’ll be a conspiracy now about who put the bottles so close to the pitch ? was it really water in the bottles ? did someone switch the powerade for Lucazade sport, why have we got blue lids and carrier it should be GREEN – AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK !!!

  5. nicko says:

    Lennon is such a twat. Cant stand the knob

  6. TravisKOP says:

    lolol i half expected him to pop a blood vessel in his face after that

  7. Patman says:

    Nicko, why feel the need to leave such a spastic comment. I think it’s quite funny like.

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