Science: Mario Balotelli’s Autograph Apparently Reveals He Is A ‘Confident But Fragile’ Young Man

Chris Wright

29th, August 2015

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Having left a spoiled brat and returned a man, it’s fair to say that all eyes are on Mario Balotelli in Italy at the moment following his emotional return to AC Milan.

As if to exemplify just how much scrutiny he’s under, Italian website Sportmediaset brought in a “professional graphologist” to really dig deep and psychoanalyse Balotelli’s autograph in order to give us all a true, scientific measure of the man.

Indeed, Sportmediaset have posted a video of handwriting expert Candida Livatino running the rule over Balotelli’s signature, breaking down each loop and letter in forensic detail before coming to her irrefutable conclusion.

Apparently, according to Livatino, Balotelli’s squiggle reveals he is a “confident but fragile” young man.

The signature of Mario Balotelli is very interesting and it says a lot about him.

The ‘B’ is very large and paunchy to the point that it contains all the rest of the surname. It puts in evidence a dichotomy in his personality.

On one hand, he wants to be noticed and to make it happen he exaggerates his transgressive behaviours, but on the other hand he protects himself inside a shell like he would like to come back in the womb.

Sounds like utter, charlatan bollocks to us, but then who are we to argue with science?

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