By Chris Wright
Candreva puts Saint Iker on his arse
By way of a penalty shoot-out, last night Spain ousted Italy in the semis to shimmy into Sunday’s Confederations Cup final alongside Brazil though it was the Azzuri who got the ball rolling, with Antonio Candreva of Lazio giving precisely zero f**ks about the mass tension and duly getting the pens underway with the iciest of ice cold panenkas…
Oooh, you magnificent frosty-bollocked sod.