As you’re probably aware, Dele Alli and Eric Dier are the very bestest of chums and, as such, have dedicated their entire existences to making each other’s lives a waking nightmare.
The latest instalment of the Tottenham pair’s endearing little tit-for-tat battle has seen Alli take the spoils, with Dier left completely oblivious.
That was right up until the official England Twitter account took the time and care to point it out that he’d been well and truly had by the stealthiest of nutmegs…
FAO: @ericdier #ThreeLions pic.twitter.com/DqTgZohVHG
— England (@England) October 4, 2016
Ouch. A barbaric act of savagery if ever there was one.
Future news: Dier ruled out of England’s World Cup qualifier with Malta on Saturday after being reduced to a quivering puddle of pink goo by his supposed best friend.