Largely because there’s bugger all else going on this morning, we thought we’d provide you with a welcome break from the close-season monotony.
To that end, here is a 10-minute slab of Zinedine Zidane-flavoured goodness, highlighting the former Juventus and Real Madrid midfielder’s masterful control and footwork.
Basically, it’s an extended highlight reel of Zizou leaving suckers in the dust – and all set, rather pleasingly, to ‘Take On Me’ by A-Ha…
For a relatively tall and brawny player, Zidane always seemed to have the centre of gravity of a man half his height and bulk.
It’s like he was seeing things at a faster frame rate than everybody else on the pitch.