Dejan Stankovic Scores First-Minute Screamer vs Schalke (Video)

Chris Wright

5th, April 2011


By Chris Wright

In which Inter midfielder Dejan Stankovic scores an absolute screamer of a volley to open the scoring against Schalke 04…

It doesn’t even bounce!

Catch the video while you can guys and gals, the Youtube police are always out in force on Champions League nights.

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  1. Jon says:

    Great diving header there from the keeper though. Got to hand it to him, he kept the body shape throughout. 9/10

  2. Al Neri says:

    Probably the best goal in last decade (CL)!

  3. MaxMad says:

    I’m still wondering what Neuer was thinking when he chose to dive at it, instead of just waiting for the attacker to enter the area.

  4. Ma da says:

    Jedan je Stankovic Dejan!

  5. Danger_Dustin says:


  6. The Yank says:

    Please. If the keeper is that far off his line, anyone can score. Plus, it counts for absolutely nothing since Inter were steamrolled into oblivion. This was a game Stankovic & Co. will try to forget as quickly as possible.

  7. Chris also says:

    I’m sorry Yank but I think you’re really off on this one. That is a powerful pure volley almost from the midway line! And in the FIRST MINUTE of the match! That is a thing of pure beauty.

  8. annen_berg says:

    stunning hit by any measure. a mythical goal.

  9. Fat Nakago says:


    I’m sure it was fun while it lasted.

  10. Eckpfosten says:

    This one shocked my and made me go “WOW” the same second it happend. Of course it is easier to love this goal, when your favorite team wins the game with astounding morale.

  11. Eckpfosten says:

    …shocked me…

  12. Sex God says:


    You dimwit yank. You obviously have never played football in your fat cheeseburger munching life.

  13. Peter says:

    @Yank: I agree. The goal is meaningless in the context of the game and I am surprised that Pies has not mentioned Schalke’s magnificent 5-2 mauling of Inter at the San Siro. Schalke’s best night in a long time. The goalkeeper made it easy as you say by coming off his line and heading it, a bit silly.

    @Sex God: Words are wasted on people like you. Apart from: Fuck off you dickhead.

  14. Chris says:

    @Peter: Apologies for the lack of Schalke action today, but this post actually went up last night (when the score was still 1-1, I think) as a kind of stand-alone ‘watch this incredible goal’ kind of thing.

  15. Uther Pendragon says:

    The Yank – Soccer Aficionado since Germany ’06


  16. prof chaos says:

    should make football like basketball with the half field line as a 3 point line, then stankovic’s shot would be worth 3 and the game would be 5-4 instead of this disaster

  17. ceezer says:

    The goal was outstanding and Neuer probably did the best he could with the diving header, what were his other options?. That being said Internazionale Milan was terrible and played themselves out of the CL and it shows how good of a coach Jose is. These same uninspired lames beat everyone last year. Maicon player of the year? LOL

  18. The Yank says:

    @Uther Douchedragon

    Name one thing I said in my statement above that was untrue.

  19. QueerAsFuß says:

    When that tor happened I think I just about died. I figured it was time for a classic Schalke display of amazing failure. We’re awesome at spectacularly losing. I felt so badly for unser Schön Manny; I thought it might effect him for the rest of the game.

    As the resident Schalke04 fan here MEIN GOTT MEN GOTT MEIN GOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥ Blau und Weiß ein leben lang!!! ♥♥♥

    Still hyperventilating! Still thrilled!
    I think when the game ended I just rolled around on the floor laughing in ecstacy for like fifteen minutes. My poor dog Schalke(
    was barking like crazy thinking I was dying or something. *L*

    The last time I felt such joy was…..well…I dunno actually

    Oh so happy….so happy….!!

    And fabulous goal whether you are an Inter fan or not. I’m sorry it was against my team but the rest of the game made up for it!

  20. TravisKOP says:

    lol too bad Inter got bent over and ass raped the rest of the game, in milan, for all their fans to enjoy. mmmmmmmmmmm tasty stuff, and Neuer has ALLLLLWAAAYYYYYSSS beeen the kind of keeper that rushes attackers, hes just got those gritty german balls

  21. john says:

    yank= gay jealous bastard

  22. MNSG says:

    I remember watching this and thinking – what an awful pass..oh wait. no . no .no YESSS

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