By Chris Wright
Yes, you read that correctly.
Belgian midfielder Sven Kums (fnarf fnarf!) opened the scoring for Heerenveen in their 4-1 away win over Utrecht by cannoning one in from the edge of the area with his mutton truncheon…
That name again, Sven Kums.
Via 101GG, who also inform us that this is called a ‘snikkel goal’ in Holland, which directly translates as ‘cock goal’ – makes sense really.
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He nearly made a right cock up with that finish.
Haha, snikkel goal…Sounds great, but I can guarantee you that’s not a commonly used term over here.
I’m a bit disappointed really as I was expecting him to whip it out ad use it as a golf club.
Great ball control
With this game, it’s all about using your body.
begs the question, how many cock goals are scored in holland, and why?