Neymar Announces Imminent Launch Of Music Career, Debut Track To Be Released Later This Week

Chris Wright

12th, September 2016

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“I was caught on the ball, with no way out. So I just fell over, baby”

At the behest of quite literally nobody, Neymar has announced that he will be launching his musical career later this week.

Just a few short hours after playing in Barcelona’s embarrassing 2-1 defeat against newly-promoted Alaves, Neymar broke the news via his Twitter account…

“This Wednesday I begin my music career and I’m going to release my first song on Facebook,” the Tweet reads.

“We will have #Neymusico. Share it.”

Gah. Whatever the exact polar opposite of “by public demand” is, this is it.

Spanish paper AS reckon that Neymar has been taking piano lessons for a couple of months, meaning we can probably look forward to a Samba-infused reworking of ‘Three Blind Mice’.

Waiting until Wednesday to find out is going to be the hardest part.

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