The Who Ate All The Pies England World Cup Song Contest
By Ollie Irish
Pies needs an official England World Cup song, and we want YOU to choose it for us.
We’ve got a shortlist of XI songs for you to vote for. Vote, then leave a comment with the reason behind your choice.
To make it worth your while we have a load of cool prizes thanks to our sponsors IWOOT and Griffin Technology
So the best comment will win this smashing table football game! Hell yes. It comes from those people at IWOOT and you can read more about it here.
There’s also a runner up prize of the Kickster DIY goal kit
Also, courtesy of Griffin Technology we have six sets of earphones, and power chargers for iPhones.

Excited? Good. So, here’s the shortlist. Take a listen, vote (below), leave a comment, tell your friends to do likewise…
1. Three Lions 2010, by The Squad, Featuring Robbie Williams and Russell Brand
2. Fabio, by The Competition
3. Noble England, by Rik Mayall
4. Grab a Stella (Nelson Mandela), by England United
5. When England Rule The World, by Chris Martini
6. Come On You Lions, by Chenille Steele
7. Oh! Mr Fabio Capello, by The 20 Teners
8. Sing It For England, by Young Stanley
9. England’s Heartbeat, by Shuttleworth feat. Mark E Smith
10. Skank For England, by DILE
11. It’s Time For England, by Barker and Hartley
Which one should Pies adopt as its official England song? Vote below (you have until 7 June, when the poll will close) and leave a witty comment if you want to be in with a chance of winning a table football set:


















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number 2 ahahhaa
Terry Venables and The Sun’s version of “If I can dream”!
Grab a stella (Nelson Mandela) has got to have it for the title alone. But I’m surprised this gem didn’t make the list:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwTooZ3fzZo
Although the fact I even suggest Chico shows what a horrific list it is
I am v happy with the way the vote is going so far. That is all.
Deffo GRAB A STELLA (NELSON MANDELA)
Cuz, 1. the song will be stuck in my head untill we win our third trophy
2. The boys are sweeeet (L)
although we didn’t make your competition this is our world cup effort – http://www.dontforgettopracticeyourpenalties.co.uk
the scaredy cats x
the public has voted – and got it right so far! and dispite what anyone says I AM GOOD LOOKING!
The 3 Lions original was great but I’m with spike on this one, Grab a stella is the best new anthem by far! COME ON ENGLAND UNITED!
Everyone will be singing the original 3 lions anyway!!!!
come you argentina english ppl will die on the night rot in hell
heyy moderater you fucking twat
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This party new England song which is being played at holiday parks across England because of the party England fan Dance routines!
please check it out and it should be entered into this competition!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux5qfj1wveI
can’t believe the scared cats song isn’t on the list – The England Family…that’s a chorus if ever there was one!
http://www.dontforgettopracticeyourpenalties.co.uk
Oh and here is the link to the scared cats song – sorry not very good at this comment lark but it’s worth a listen
Grab A Stella (Nelson Mandela) is by faaaaaaaaaaaaar the best… For a number of reasons..
1. Absolutely crack up! Haha it’s so funny. Love it. Ashley Cole in his underpants! Hahah
2. Catchy as flip! I’ve got it stuck in my head still!
3. Those boys are FIT! ;)
4. It’s obvious that first guy is reading the lyrics… Which makes it even funnier!
5. That dog is adorable! Especially in it’s own England shirt! Cuuuuute! :)
Good work boys! :)
LET’S SING FOR ENGERLAND!
Hey Guys why not check a more realistic world cup song PUBLIC SPEECH’s Messed Up all about how England lose http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqZ8s2LcuFo
Grab a Stella has to be the best one here
The best song (THE WORLD CUP’S WAITING FOR YOU) isn’t there.
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8. Sing It For England, by Young Stanley pretty awesome imo
I love the fact that Rik Mayall’s effort is basically a poorly-disguised audition for the RSC. I’m not sure he was aware the finished product would feature music as well.
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The best World Cup song, the one at home on the terraces is ‘Our Finest Hour’ by Winsome & the Churchills. Heres the link to Youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvZt5oMShec Go take a look and listen.
I’d say Three Lions.
By the way, take a look everybody:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJz-ltsUyjc