Ronaldo Debunks Pre-Game Sex Myth, Warns Us All About Perils Of Pre-Game Masturbation
By Chris Wright
“BOOYAH!”
It’s one of football and sport in general’s most widely-regarded idioms that pre-game sex is a no-no as it will tater you out come kick-off, which is, of course, complete tosh.
I put it to you, how can something that lasts less than a minute possibly have a detrimental effect on your stamina levels?
Ronaldo knows this. Indeed, making the humpy beast with two backs hours before a match is/was of no concern to our protagonist, who seems to believe that taking Dick to meet Rosie Palms and her five sisters has a much more knackering effect.
Ron told Mundo Deportivo:
“It’s not true that sex is detrimental to performance on the pitch. No one can prove that. Masturbation is far more tiring.”
Perhaps, if you happen to masturbate like Michael Hutchence.
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ha!…ooooo….that last line was a tad harsh/in poor taste
… or David Carradine.
(hides)
TOO SOON!
“I put it to you, how can something that lasts less than a minute possibly have a detrimental effect on your stamina levels?”
Sex didn’t affect him probably because Ronaldo had the stamina of Anelka.
It’s not all a stamina thing, it’s a testosterone issue.
“It’s not true that sex is detrimental to performance on the pitch. No one can prove that. Masturbation is far more tiring.”
-This quote is downright brilliant. Shakesperean! Ranks right up there with 1940 Churchill