Video: Asamoah Gyan Guest Raps On ‘African Girls’ By Castro
By Ollie Irish
In which Sunderland’s Ghanaian striker, who is set to make his debut at Wigan this weekend, aims to become one of the first ever footballers to rap on record and not look like a total dick. ‘Baby Jet’ (Gyan’s alter ego) just about gets away with it:
Castro is Ghana’s 50 Cent, so I hear. In other words, he’s a shit generic rapper and he’s from Ghana.
At the very least, it shits all over Andy Cole’s far-from-outstanding ‘Outstanding’…
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Is ‘Castro’ Marcel Desailly’s alter-ego?
[...] Asamoah Gyan’s guest rap got us thinking about other ballers who have stepped up to the mic and wrecked the joint… [...]
Biggie and Tupac are rolling over in their graves…….
Gyan has “BJ” on his shirt. hehe.
hi my name is jamal i am happy to meet u ok i wont to be friend with any one who loves me a lot
[...] for a new striker and that the new striker in question is none other than Sunderland’s all-singing, all-dancing hotshot Asamoah Gyan – who only moved to the Stadium of Light for a club record [...]