By Ollie Irish
In which Sunderland’s Ghanaian striker, who is set to make his debut at Wigan this weekend, aims to become one of the first ever footballers to rap on record and not look like a total dick. ‘Baby Jet’ (Gyan’s alter ego) just about gets away with it:
Castro is Ghana’s 50 Cent, so I hear. In other words, he’s a shit generic rapper and he’s from Ghana.
At the very least, it shits all over Andy Cole’s far-from-outstanding ‘Outstanding’…