Sunderland’s Titus Bramble Arrested For Sexual Assault And Drug Possession
By Alan Duffy
The rather under-rated Titus Bramble has been arrested by Cleveland police on charges relating to sexual assault and the possession of Class A drugs.
While the Class A possession story is arguably open for Pies’ brand of cutting wit, the sexual assault story is rather more serious and less funny.
Sunderland have already issued a statement: “The club is looking into this matter but due to ongoing police investigations is unable to comment further at this stage.”
We shall wait and see what happens. In the meantime, expect a few “Life gets thorny for Bramble”-style puns to do the rounds.
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Isnt this about the 2nd or 3rd time he’s been arrested for some sort of sexual assault?? No smoke without fire like!!
LOL at “no smoke without fire”, do you read the Daily Mail?
Although, raping is obviously hereditary for the Brambles.
@ Jamie……Nope but you obviously do
I always knew he’d make the headlines some day, besides from the times his abmysmal defending was the talking point.
A whole lot of things just started making sense to me…
First time he’s been in possession of anything in a long time…
@Inno
ZING!
If he is acquitted, WAATP might end up regretting not disabling comments on this article. I smell a lawsuit or a prosecution for contempt of court if these comments remain visible when the jury is empanelled.
0/10.
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Something doesn’t ring true here – a “taxi ? Are you sure ?, wouldn’t he be in a chauffeur driven bentley or at the very least drink driving. Call yourself a premiership footballer ?