“Messi can do some amazing things, but anything he can do Joe can do …better…”
Cole puts his hand up, then fluffs his lines
Joe Cole sent off on Prem debut for Liverpool
Will Roy Hodgson bring joy to the Kop?
Stevie G makes a fool of himself, again
Joey makes very good first impression
Miserable Masch looks like he’d much rather be in Italy with Rafa
Joe Cole is a bit of a thicky, implies Chelsea manager
New blood for Woy’s Red Revolution
Uncle Woy keen on Joe Cole as Benayoun replacement
Detention all round!
Where will Chelsea outcast end up next season?
Jermain Defoe, Joe Cole and Wayne Rooney on target for England
Let them entertain you…
Chelsea midfielder off to north London
Spurs boss to be given a wedge of bread – How would you spend it?