We’re going to forego the urge to follow the potential libelous ‘shagging around’ route of quippery, and merely suggest that it seems the loyalties may be split in the Silva household come this time Sunday afternoon…

We’d like to thank the Daily Mail for bringing this one to our attention.

                          

By Ollie Irish

Like ‘The Full Monty’ only without the nudity. I would have liked to see Dimi Berbatov coolly smoking a cigarette as the curtain went up, though.

And some Wes Brown-related banter from class clown John O’Shea:

New Manchester United Home Kit For 2010-11 – Much Better

                          

By Ollie Irish

Links!!!

Fabio Capello launched his own football performance website – The Capello Index – and then he was ordered to un-launch it… [BigSoccer]

Tottenham linked with £18m bid for Brazil hotshot Luis Fabiano [Caught Offside]

Francesco Totti is NOT in Italy’s provisional World Cup squad [ESPN]

Ryan Giggs blows six grand on hair replacement course [Goaly Moly]

How to be a football lookalike [Betfair]

Jamie Carragher’s England call-up is a “disgrace” [Soccerlens]

Roy Hodgson: I won’t enjoy the Europa League final [FourFourTwo]

One WAG wears another WAG’s clothes. Confusing [Kickette]

Man Utd lacked attacking variety this season [Zonal Marking]

The case against the play-offs [Two Hundred Percent]

Back England’s 2018 World Cup bid [Back the Bid]

Mohamed Al Fayed doesn’t care for the German language [Guardian]

Mystery woman sneaks out of Frank Lampard’s house [Goaly Moly]

Get involved in E-ON’s Great Saves campaign [Great Saves]

Win a signed Man City shirt [Pies]

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