“Messi can do some amazing things, but anything he can do Joe can do …better…”

Brilliant Berba triple blows away toothless Scousers

Has El Nino run out of puff?

A list with yeasty ambition

A special pic of England’s skipper

And Rooney was booed

Will Roy Hodgson bring joy to the Kop?

Stevie G makes a fool of himself, again

Joey makes very good first impression

Miserable Masch looks like he’d much rather be in Italy with Rafa

Stevie G is MASSIVE, la

Gerrard gets the excuse he was looking for

Detention all round!

England’s failures land to no acclaim

And look! Steven Gerrard is staying…

Jermain Defoe, Joe Cole and Wayne Rooney on target for England

England legend wants to se 4-5-1 formation, with Stevie G behind Wazza