Snapshot: Harry Redknapp’s Illiterate Teamsheet

Chris Wright

27th, January 2012

18 Comments

By Chris Wright

Seems like our ‘Arry’s key defence in his tax-swindling trial is that he, and I quote, “writes like a two-year old”, “can’t spell” and is “the most disorganised man in the world” ergo there’s no way he could’ve diddled Her Majesty (so to speak) out of the tax due on a ‘misc. payment’ of £189,500. Sounds water-tight to me and I’ve watched ‘A Few Good Men’ and ‘Miracle On 34th Street’ so I know a thing or two.

Redknapp also admitted that he’s so shit at staying in the lines when he’s colouring-in that he can’t even fill out the Spurs teamsheet come matchday, as this irrefutable evidence will duly attest to your honour…

Great work from the wonderful (and slightly biased) Arseblog.

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18 Comments

  1. oller says:

    Was it the entire £189k, or just the tax due on that?

  2. Dont worry says:

    I dont no how much managers make but is 189k worth dodging for a guy i would imagine does alright

  3. Conor says:

    ‘Assoo Erotic’…. Brilliant. It’s also a bit ironic that ‘Lenin’ is on the right. Har-Har.

  4. Tinez says:

    At least Harry can write the phonetic translations of a few good centre backs, unlike arsene.

  5. Graeme in Spain says:

    But at least Harry knows what day of the week it is – unlike the Arsenal fan who made this up – game was played on the 22nd you muppet.

    Maybe they should sepnd more time making names up for their own players – or manager even – that Arsenal Whinger bloke.

  6. __wowza says:

    funny that its coming from a website called “arseblog”..

    my bet is that if this were an Arsenal teamsheet, it would most likely have RVP covering every position at one point.

  7. Longbow says:

    LOL!!! He named Pienaar as “Penis”. Please don’t compare Redknapp with Wenger. Wenger is well educated. He has a Bachelor’s degree in Electrical Engineering.

    Who is “Rushin bloke”? Does he mean “Russian Bloke”. Doesn’t even know Pavlyuchenko’s name.

  8. Jay says:

    Ha! I see this has riled a few Sp*rs fans! Love the comment about the game was played on the 22nd, what a shame that major detail was missed, ruined the point!

  9. Jay says:

    Love the comment about the game was played on the 22nd, what a shame that major detail was missed, this could of been great. Nice one arseblog!

  10. KingB3113 says:

    C’mon Spurs fans…this is funny. “Bail (yes pleez.lol)” hahaha.

  11. Kate says:

    HAHAHAHA!! I am a HUGE Spurs fan, and I think this is hilarious! “Bail (yes pleez lol), and “Asooo erotic” lol this just made my day. Love Redknapp, but he does put his foot in it sometimes. This is brilliant!

  12. Andy Carroll's Ponytail says:

    Effing hilarious! Arseblog does seem to always come up with some funniy shit. Pity don’t seem to hear of many Spurs fan sites doing the same..hmmm..

  13. Jamie says:

    LMAO! This is hilarious. As usual Spurs fans miss the point. Moaning about the date, really? Excellent work from arseblog.

  14. Del says:

    Kranjcar became Krankie? Bless him if he’s Krankie it’s only cause he’s an underrated player and he doesn’t get enough time on the ball!

    Btw whoever made this = genius!

  15. notitlesince61 says:

    the sad spud fan that had to mention the wrong date what a knob!

  16. Juba says:

    stop doin this garbage

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