By Chris Wright
Anticipating contact? Try ‘cheating arsehole’…
Obviously it’s all extremely hilarious – Bale fell down like a plonker – but it slightly galls Pies that there’s never any outrage over things like this. He deserves to be punished for this.
It would be so easy for the FA to administer a retrospective one-match dive to Bale for his attempts to get Guzan wrongfully penalised and it’s downright stupefying that such measures aren’t in place.
Perhaps we’re just expecting too much from a #BUNCHOFTWATS?