By Chris Wright
Having been generously slid through on goal by Jan Vertonghen (see above), Samuel Eto’o opened the floodgates as Chelsea pasted Tottenham at The Bridge earlier – celebrating his 56th-minute opener with a Mourinho-ribbing “OAP” routine (context) over by the corner flag…
Hardly debunking the “secretly elderly” allegations hovering over his head, Eto’o also enjoyed some smelling salts at one point during the game – appearing to breifly slip into the realm of doolallydom before snapping back to reality…
“We can’t stop here, this is bat country!”