Shit Lookalikes: Andros Townsend (Tottenham Speed Merchant) & Lewis Hamilton (F1 Speed Merchant)
By Ollie Irish
Andros Townsend, 18, is one of Tottenham’s brightest young stars. The Leytonstone-born lad is a very, very quick left-winger who with his eye for goal could one day move inside to centre-forward, a la Thierry Henry. However, Andros is still not quite as fast as Lewis Hamilton.
Btw, Townsend was on the bench for Spurs at Fulham in the FA Cup quarter final on Saturday but MK Dons gaffer Paul Ince is hopeful he can retain the player on loan for the rest of the season.
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Andros Townsend, you say?… With a name like that, a career as a rubbish pundit on Greece’s answer to ITV beckons!
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Here’s another shit lookalike for you; Emiliano Insua and Prof. Brian Cox. It struck me last night while watching his supoib programme ‘Wonders of the Universe’.
The boss eyed bloke, the stodge, who would be in the Laurel and Hardy films and Cesc Fabragas…. its uncanny
Best thing about this lookeylikey is that Andros used to play for Leyton Orient, and there is a bloke who sits in front of me at Orient who would definately qualify as a shit lookalike with Lewis Hamilton’s father. I find it weird that he appeared as soon as Townsend signed for us. Somewhat spooky I think.
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