By Ollie Irish
Andros Townsend, 18, is one of Tottenham’s brightest young stars. The Leytonstone-born lad is a very, very quick left-winger who with his eye for goal could one day move inside to centre-forward, a la Thierry Henry. However, Andros is still not quite as fast as Lewis Hamilton.
Btw, Townsend was on the bench for Spurs at Fulham in the FA Cup quarter final on Saturday but MK Dons gaffer Paul Ince is hopeful he can retain the player on loan for the rest of the season.
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